Saturday, 24 November 2012

Am Coming too! -Funny joke



Teacher: What’s wrong..??

Lefax : Our house is very small,

Me, my mum and my dad, all sleep
in the same bed. Every night my
dad asks if I’m sleeping, I say No
then he slaps my face & gives me a
Black eye

Teacher: tonight wen your dad
asks, keep dead quiet, don’t answer

The following morning Lefax’s
teacher sees him with a severe
swelling on his face.

Teacher: My goodness why the
swelling..??

Lefax: Dad asked me again if I
was sleeping I shut up an kept
dead still. Then my dad & my mom
started moving, You know, Mum
was breathing heavy,
kicking her legs up an making
moaning noises.
Then my dad asked my mum,
“Are you cumin?“ Mum said, “Yes
I’m cumin, are you cumin too?“
Dad answered: “Yes“. They don’t
usually go anywhere without me
So I said, wait for me, I’m coming
too